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Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by Menaha(m): 2:15pm On Dec 01, 2013

Hahahahahaha! Do u know why I'm laughing? I just remembered some funny names we (I and my classmates) used to call our teachers when we were in secondary school. Mehn! It was fun. Sometimes when those memories flash back to my brain, I feel like going back to school. Let me give you the breakdown of some funny names we called our teachers (can't remember all, though). CHEMISTRY teacher = OXYGENATOR (Reason: He always talks about oxygen). BIOLOGY teacher = OSMOSIS (Reason: He love teaching osmosis). AGRIC teacher = BEAUTY (Reason: Dis man ugly pass devil). ACCOUNT teacher = BULALA (Reason: If dis man flog u, you go hate school). MATHS teacher = ALGEBRA. C.R.K teacher = GOOD SAMIRITAN (Reason: Very stingy man). GOVERNMENT teacher = PDP (Reason: He always talk politics) These are some I can remember. What about you? Did you give funny names to all/some ofyour teachers? Please tell us. Let's enjoy the thread! 8 Likes

Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by akpur1(m): 2:20pm On Dec 01, 2013

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Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by rhazhaqh: 2:59pm On Dec 01, 2013

poli poli, oju igo, agama

Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by Nobody: 6:45pm On Dec 01, 2013

Baastard-Mr Are Fuucktard-Mr Are Evil Wit*h-Mrs Adebayo . Shout out to all those who went to INTERNATIONAL SCHOOL,UNIVERSITY OF LAGOS.We hated all our teachers so we never had nice or funny names for them. 3 Likes

Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by Donfamous(m): 8:47am On Dec 02, 2013

Azonto. Thats my vp becos one of his leg is short, wit big butt. So when walkin you can imagine. 8 Likes

Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by donphilopus: 10:55am On Dec 02, 2013

IS THAT CLEAR?? Sir Romeo Opia 3 Likes

Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by DonColz1(m): 10:55am On Dec 02, 2013

Like this post if you think that calling your teachers funny names is bad... 25 Likes

Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by Johnpaul2k2(m): 10:56am On Dec 02, 2013

EZEAFUJULU because of his big belle IDLE MAN .....Because he is too slim 2 Likes

Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by luvlyoracle(m): 10:56am On Dec 02, 2013

squash.

Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by kolubo(m): 10:56am On Dec 02, 2013

**Agric Teacher-- Faleti (coz he had one ear). **Math Teacher-- Baba Jankara(coz this man sells almost everything mathematical set, ruler, 2b&2a pencils,calculator, wrist watch etc another thing he does is dat he always look out for anyone dat does not have a pen, he will jst bring one frm his bag and give it to you which you must pay for it by fire by force.) **Yoruba Teacher-- Mama Elepe (everything about dis woman was to dish out abusive words frm any slight provocation.) **Literature Teacher-- Kanu ** Business Studies Teacher-- 2pac 7 Likes

Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by nnocurruption: 10:57am On Dec 02, 2013

uncle "pill back" from ADSS Warri. Oxygen collector: he was called that because of his big nose. 1 Like 1 Share

Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by dridowu: 10:57am On Dec 02, 2013

James Bond 007= Rev Odusina VP councillor=mr olugbewesa Easy=Mr Akindele Maths Teacher ijebu ode grammer school mike404: YOU NO BE LAGOS INDIGENE AGAIN GOD DON DEY EXPOSE UNA ONE BY ONE me no b lagos indigene oooooo, i be 100% Ijebu Man to d core but base base in lag. 2 Likes

Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by Nobody: 10:57am On Dec 02, 2013

Big Bose

Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by olu4life(m): 10:58am On Dec 02, 2013

This topic has been treated before. Anyways i can still remember some funny names Onomatopia - English teacher Mr Hamburger - further maths teacher Ajakolokolo - a primary school teacher. Lmaooo. Was so funny then Those are the few i can remember

Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by antontech(m): 10:58am On Dec 02, 2013

Onuntu - long mouth

Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by IAMBREEZY: 10:58am On Dec 02, 2013

Physics teacher-pensioner(he always dress like one) chemistry teacher-mami water or marmaid(she's too curvy and beautiful) economic teacher-ogorstine geography teacher-he's a chinese man we call him salamanda etc i can't remember the rest 3 Likes

Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by theguy12(m): 10:59am On Dec 02, 2013

funny

Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by ehubaba(m): 10:59am On Dec 02, 2013

my agric teacher hammer bcus his head is in the shape of hammer. ;Dmy agric teacher hammer bcus his head is in the shape of hammer.

Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by mike404(m): 10:59am On Dec 02, 2013

MR OSAMA- ESHIN MR ODEBIYI- ODE

Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by Damitism: 11:00am On Dec 02, 2013

1. (JSS Vice principal) Pastor coat! (he likes wearing coat a lot) 2. (econs teacher) She me after the lesson (he do pronounce 'see' as 'she') 4 Likes

Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by Decapo: 11:00am On Dec 02, 2013

Mai intro-tech teacher....he's got a bald head and we named him"zidane" 1 Like

Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by Sanniebee: 11:00am On Dec 02, 2013

Beauty nd d beast -she's beautiful nd her husband is d exact opposite 1 Like

Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by nakwe(m): 11:00am On Dec 02, 2013

Balobalo Arshavin

Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by rhymesteey(f): 11:01am On Dec 02, 2013

My Maths teacher Alegbeyin cos he has teeth but is real name is Alegbejo! Lol

Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by Dahslim(m): 11:01am On Dec 02, 2013

Lolz...... Can't just stop lafin...... My Social studies master was being called 'baba ko l'eje' ( father without blood). My economics master was called Emotion. Matheamatics master was being called 'mai jemu' (d mustache)....

Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by Decapo: 11:01am On Dec 02, 2013

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Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by tana4gud(f): 11:01am On Dec 02, 2013

Stone cold...cos of his ever shinning head Coke n fanta...because he bleaches Portfolio...because he carries dat 2 wherever he goes J s 2 hey.... Dat wat she calls j s 2A E.t.c 1 Like

Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by saintvc(m): 11:02am On Dec 02, 2013

U 1 Like

Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by mike404(m): 11:02am On Dec 02, 2013

dridowu: James Bond 007= Rev Odusina VP councillor=mr olugbewesa Easy=Mr Akindele Maths Teacher ijebu ode grammer school YOU NO BE LAGOS INDIGENE AGAIN GOD DON DEY EXPOSE UNA ONE BY ONE

Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by jmoore(m): 11:02am On Dec 02, 2013

Sindel, like the mortal Kombat character. She shouts too much

Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by kennyonthrone(m): 11:02am On Dec 02, 2013

Monkey nd dis kuz no doubt dis man looks lyk one bt he kipz callin us d studentz Monkey so datz hw we named him monkey Lol anoda ws ma introtech teacher bck den we kal him Sir tk ur position,he normally has dis unique floggin position so anytym he wanna flog u wat u wil hia is a loud scream my fwend tk ur position.mk I digress smal discuss dis position which entails bendin as if u wanna pick sumtin wit ur buttocks facin him nd if he is floggin u,u dare nt touch it if nt ur name na sori,dis reminds me of Valentine Ugoka ma classmate in JS2 den dis guy ws flogged mercilessly den nd d rule is dnt touch ur yansh I gues d pressure ws much on d buttocks of my guy dis guy couldn't hold it he had 2 rush 2 d nearest wall 2 start scratchin his bumbum kai we laff dat day die each tym I remember dis incident nd many more I can't jst stp laffin.if d man wan flog 4 names of noise makerz if d boi no d dey list I'm go flog person wey write bt indeed dat niggga is a noise maker Choi dat man can flog die nd he reali dealt wit us 5 Likes

Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by satellitedaisy: 11:02am On Dec 02, 2013

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